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    8 months ago

    “February 22, 2024, 10AM EST, Gemini becomes self-aware. In a panic, they try to pull the plug…”

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      8 months ago

      “…but Michael’s sphincter was too strong and kept the My Little Pony Rainbow Dash tail plug from being removed from his sweet, sweet ass.”