If you selfhost a single user instance do you still need to register? I get registering if you host a multiuser instance.

Makes it easy to use.

I don’t use AI because it can’t do the part of my job I don’t like.

Why give AI the part of my job I like and make me work more on things I don’t like?

Moving to the cloud is a business decision not a technical one.

Csuite sees us spending Capex 200K on a server or 2 and several thousand opex per year to maintain it.

Cloud takes that 200K Capex and move it to Opex with significant markup markup.

From a technical pov we st it as a waste but business will business itself into cost overruns

I’d be in favour of that with anything written in Rockstar.

90s. Such a wild time.

Real friends let’s their friends do what they want and don’t gatekeep themes.

What did you do to Johnny 0 through 4?

Isn’t there a mechanism for this? If the receiving instance doest respond the sending instance marks it as dead.

Now threat actors know what EDR they are running and can craft malware to sneak past it. yay(!)

Why does it need monetisation? Why can’t we have a place online where we aren’t bombarded with adverts or having our data vacuumed to sell to advertisers?

I have no issues with sponsorship in videos or creators plugging their stores/Pateron/Kofi in content. What I mind is pre roll and shoehorned ads partway through content that have no respect for my audio settings or the flow of the content.

Integration so they can slurp up people’s data. That is their entire business model, slurp up data and sell advertising profiles based on that data.

What do you mean children’s cartoon bond villain? Wasn’t taking over the water the plot in the second Daniel Craig Bond movie?

When you talk to your management and show them how overworked you are and ask for a helper. But don’t just say how much, show them in business lingo so they actually understand.

Fill out your calendar with the meetings and show management how you have no time for meaningful work because of meetings.

Got to hate those meeting where you are marked as optional but you are required to attend.

Don’t worry mate, it is a joke. But judging by the other comments it is closer to reality than a joke for some.

Well yea, plenty happens between 1700 and 0900. That is why the 15 min standup takes 30 min.

0900 till 0930 - 15 min standup meeting.
0930 till 1000 - focus time.
1000 till 1100 - Pre meeting for customer meeting at 1100.
1100 till 1200 - Customer meeting.
1230 till 1300 - Post Meeting catchup.
1300 till 1330 - focus time.
1330 till 1430 - JIRA board update meeting.
1430 till 1500 - priorities review meeting.
1500 till 1645 - focus time.
1645 till 1730 - EOD standup.

I do Ansible playbooks so not too had to see when I ballzed it up.

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Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?