You didn’t think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?

Giuliani, Cuomo, Bloomberg, Adams…

Somewhere along the line, I’m sure NYC has had a decent mayor, but the recent history has been pretty fucked up.

It’s real:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/27/us/politics/republican-candidates-wives-ads.html

Derrick Anderson, who is running for an open seat in Virginia’s Seventh District, in a photo with the wife and children of a longtime friend.

https://www.elonowesyou100dollars.com/

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“Well pay you millions of dollars to keep doing your work.”

Ok, but I’m not changing my message, I’m no sellout.

“No worries, it’s perfect as is.”

That’s not a victim, that’s a perpetrator. Whether they knew who was bankrolling the operation or not (they probably did), the fact that their message aligned perfectly with opponents of their country is enough.

They may have won the chicken sandwich wars, but Taco Bell will be the only restaurant to survive the franchise wars.

Teacher! They’re calling me names!!

Unlike normal commercial or charter planes, AF1 and AF2 have couches.

It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

And that magnets don’t work after they get wet.

Reminds me of one class I had in high school right after lunch. The teacher was occasionally late getting back to class from the bar.

That was a very long way to say electric boats are bad because they’re preferable to sharks.

Falsification of business records is apparently a “trivial matter” to a certain kind of person with government contracts.

A 2022 survey finds 7.1% of Americans identify as LGBT:

https://news.gallup.com/poll/389792/lgbt-identification-ticks-up.aspx

Also in 2022, Texas had 9.0% of the population of the USA.

That’s close enough that we can call being from Texas “abnormal” and start restricting all sort of rights.

And there’s always a treasure chest in the kid’s bedroom. Be sure to walk right in there and check it out.

There is no constitutional reason it can’t be amended, but there is a statutory reason Biden can’t act unilaterally on that: the Judiciary Act of 1869 limits the SCOTUS to nine members.

Congress would have to let him.

And don’t even frame it as a nameless hypothetical. Get specific.

“Are you arguing that Joe Biden could order the assassination of Clarence Thomas and Donald Trump, and if the Democratic Senate doesn’t convict on impeachment, he gets away with it?”

Every accusation is an admission, example #3,237,621.

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