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Congress needs to do some research on Twitter to see how well name changes work.
Congress needs to do some research on Twitter to see how well name changes work.
I’ll allow pantsless in a fjord
Ethernet Over Audio
Isn’t that just a telephone modem?
This timeline went off the rails somewhere between The Berestein Bears and Sinbad’s genie movie.
User: Goes through 15 step process to turn off unwanted “feature”.
Windows: I turned this on, in case it got turned off accidentally. I’ll do this every reboot.
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Leader of the free world; Werewolf power!
No, it just means that Elon gets a big government paycheck due to the government forcing him to close his 10 Trillion dollar business (Trump math)
I’m getting Brexit vibes
Definitely gotta add that one to the lexicon!
The expanded universe stuff has always been better than the main line movies.
Do you want Vampires? Because that’s how you get Vampires.
I think the real thing they want is:
“Of course this is a Christian Nation™, the Constitution is right here in the Bible!!!”
So they printed the bill of rights & not the rest of the amendments
Hot dog, battered
…the fuck is this woke-ass gender neutral bullshit?
It’s called a CORN DOG, and they are glorious!
As long as you can stand on the bottom instead of treading, it can be casual & fun. Otherwise you need to be in incredible shape or have gills to have a chance.
Everything except that monstrosity of a controller.
I dont use tiktok, but I might actually download a FossTok just to normalize FOSS for the masses.
I heard someone say that his lawyers sedated him so he’d keep his mouth shut.
…punch cards. My money is on punch cards.