I lol’ed at that pic as well…

No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

Yes make it public.

No real reason not to.

‘We are committed to maintain the highest standards…’

And ‘support’ is capitalised in the last sentence for no reason.

There’s two things wrong with their statement.

Did no one proof read this statement?

I am assuming it’s fake.

I prefer Connections.

“White collar criminals are the good ones.”

Well that BMW i4 is almost as smooth as this Marlboro cigarette that I’m enjoying right now.

I tell you, nothing helps relax you more than unwinding with a Marlboro cigarette. The rich full flavour and slow toasted leaves with the extra fine filter ensures I get the best experience. Every time.

Marlboro. It’s what Lemmy users prefer™

Isn’t he gay?

You can’t be gay and a devout Christian. God said so.

Is there an iOS equivalent of this setup?

It’s fre

Free sha voc a doo.

Knock knock

“Who is it?”

“Goons”

“Hired Goons”