A slightly less boring dystopia?

Definitely.

I believe the correct response is “go fuck yourself.”

They see the post-PC world, and Windows Phone never panned out.

Seems to me the undercover agent made an extremely poor choice in links to send. If you expect to track down whoever clicked it, a link to a private video would be the obvious choice.

“Free sites already operating out of the goodwill of some random admin” are where the good shit is.