company couldn’t refuse to sell those 6 pack rings (unnecessary junk plastic imo), so they doped it with technically edible production waste to show off fancy pictures of marine life that generate buzz on social media.

It’s like greenwashing but it also disposes even bio waste into the ocean. Bc marine life is surely evolved to consume waste of brewery and we’re just feeding them!

Classy 💫

oof, bro, gotta use “/s” so not to be downvoted into oblivion by accident lol

for those who wanna drown in nostalgia a bit

Portal - ‘Still Alive’

oh, that’s how you end up with APERTURE SCIENCE

come to think of it, at this company devs aren’t needed, just QAs and a toxic manager would suffice