All of them.

The liberal plots are in blue states.

This isn’t news, the Hamburgler has been doing work-release there for over 30 years.

At least nine!

Also there could be a cat in the oven, or in America, a cat with a gun.

Red state?

This doesn’t make him good, it’s just the point that trump is a bridge too far for him.

Dick’s upvoted for Harambe.

Lumber Liquidator liquidators.

…man, I hope they don’t go under.

Or, just thinking outside the box here… charge cities for actual nighttime.

Of course, he’s not a republican, he’s a conservative.

If it’s the price for Harambe to live, it’s worth it.

States are absolved of patent law, so I keep hoping the west coast will make a compact where each state makes a major drug for their state health care plans and they share across.

Honestly the Ukrainian brutality has been pretty constrained over time compared to the civil war. Russia started full 1865.

Kids, work hard or you might end up teaching in america!

They’re on CDs, you just need some gumption

Wait, I only donated ten cents a day to an african child, what the hell, suzanne summers?

Yeah but his car doors go like that, not like this.

I can’t believe they made Thomas even get off his owner’s yacht to come hear this case.

Wait, you know Matt?