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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • People who drink milk can include:

    • Not Woke Children: Milk is often a staple in children’s diets for its calcium and nutrient content, essential for growth and development.
    • Not Woke Farmers: In rural areas, farmers may drink milk from their own cows or livestock.
    • Not Woke Athletes: Milk is sometimes seen as a source of protein for muscle recovery and growth.
    • Not Woke Health-conscious individuals: Some people drink milk for its calcium and vitamin D content, believing it promotes bone health.
    • Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.

  • Too confusing for computer smh

    Apologies for the oversight. Let’s adjust the woke meal plan accordingly:

    Woke Meal Plan (Revised):

    • Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories
    • Snack: Apple slices with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)
    • Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)
    • Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)
    • Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)

    Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories

    “appy slicey not woke”

    Snack: Sliced cucumber with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)


  • Based on that list; here are two ChatGPT generated meal plans, one for a woke person and one for a not woke person (don’t ask about the numbers, it probably can’t count):

    Woke Meal Plan:

    • Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories)

    • Snack: Banana with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)

    • Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)

    • Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)

    • Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)

    Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories

    Not Woke Meal Plan:

    • Breakfast: Bacon and cheese omelette with a side of toast and cow’s milk (Approx. 600 calories)

    • Snack: Chocolate chip muffin (Approx. 400 calories)

    • Lunch: Burger and fries with a milkshake (Approx. 1200 calories)

    • Snack: Cheese and crackers (Approx. 300 calories)

    • Dinner: Spaghetti-topped pizza with a side of garlic bread and a glass of cow’s milk (Approx. 800 calories)

    Total calories: Approximately 3300 calories

    These are rough estimates and may vary depending on specific ingredients and portion sizes.