If grandma don’t know how to play the game, that’s on her.

Yes, because this one was immediately recognized as BS and the guy who wrote it was sentenced to 3 years hard labour in gaol. So not even a good fake.

The Book of Jasher/Yasher

Crap. Are lizard people real, too?

But hey, at least we got to sell more ad space by printing another article about it…

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Here’s a more in-depth article, with pictures.

Want to make a “firing range” pun, but nothing’s coming to me…leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.

Gotta know the magic words.

9 inches.

Probably.

I’d like to believe that, too, but the line between “clever troll” and “actual idiot” is hard to discern.

Ok, boomer.

They Dorf’d him.

I was going to counter with, “what about Real Time w/ Bill Maher,” but I’ve never actually seen that show so you’re still correct.

Too goddamn early in the day for them to get my hopes up like that. Probably just meant Trump either forgot or lied about when his birthday is.

Go to your settings, you probably have NSFW filtering on.

At least they’re trying to backtrack and weasal up to the sane side instead of just doubling down and saying, “Fuck it, yeah, we’re Nazis now.”