Free rent, or so they thought

Given an infinite number of peers, any research paper can get peer reviewed

They’re eating the votes… Of the people that live there…

That does it, I’m not voting for him.

Edit: he jokingly nommed on a turkey costume and an ice cream cone.

Lowercase ‘u’ in full. That means something completely different. They will be signed up for more marketing mail now. Shucks.

Democrats control the weather, but man made climate change is still a hoax.

That’s why it’ll be denied.

Edit: also money order should not be all caps, that’s a different thing entirely, and he now owes double.

Based on polling post Vance, I’m pretty sure the couch fucked him.

(I was saying the space shuttle looks like the space shuttle)

That second one looks exactly like the space shuttle…

I imagined Mr Burns blocking out the sun, charging for sunlight.

Also I thought about who I would deliver middle of the night sunlight to, definitely not out of spite.

Here’s my 1099a.

So… Those are not different legal entities? Usually those things are split up 100 different ways.

You might remember him as James Bowman.

Marc Andreessen the comedian? Oh? no, a face behind Netscape. An aging person who says comedy is dead, that’s never happened before 🙄

This explains some things

I like how the car (carrier) crashed on him, not that he crashed the car. It’s like they refuse to accept any responsibility, so it’s definitely the car’s fault.

“I agree to the cease-fire, you must cease fire. Me? I will stop once we’re out of targets AND bullets, but the bullets come in 1000 packs, and targets come in 100001 packs, so it might be a while”

This is solid not the onion article. I’m pleased.

Edit: I thought it said Soros, not Santos, one was way crazier than the other.

Needs a sinusoidal wave added to it all.