As a forensics analyst I can’t wait lol

Paper print in a safe is what’s usual done.

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The sad part of this is somehow thinking that payment solves any problem. Like, idk what they would pay me, just bring back my dead wife/child/father whatever. You can’t fix everything with money.

put my parents on a auto update and locked down Ubuntu after having to repair their malware ridden laptop for the thousands time. Haven’t heard a complaint in 2 years now, all they do is login and click the Firefox logo anyway.

“yes boss we need another 20 dns servers” “idk why dns traffic is so heavy these days”

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Uuuh my cheap Android phone can do that from the gallery. Its called collage