Yeah, was like “mhm, consumerism is bad, okay yes” to suddenly “what???”

Very easy to get a replacement, as far as things go. I’ll assume the office doesn’t require an appointment (it did during covid). Just go in, wait, talk to a clerk, explain either you never had one or lost it (I think there’s a higher charge for losing it over never having had one), pay a reasonable fee, get new card mailed to you. Out of several government things I’ve had to do, getting a card was simple.

Ooh it absolutely won’t be to make it cheaper on poor people. Can’t drive to a further store? Costs more. Have a baby? All the baby stuff fifty percent more! It will only be used to screw poverty people who can’t go further away to get better prices.

I recommend Oregon Trail 2! No idea where you’d get a copy, but it’s fun!

I keep recreating the Donner Party in 2.

Seems bad for me, being a twin.

Or bad for my twin

I forget which of us is evil currently

It is your solemn duty!