Hell it even saves the system after being infected, I am told this by 2 friends and my brother.

No. Once a System is infected you cant trust it anymore no matter what you do. There are many FUD (Fully Un Detected) viruses out there that cant 100% surely be found. You dont know if the found virus has infected the machine with some of these. Its a big red flag that this option is available in kaspersky. Save your data and set up a new system is the only correct, nearly 100% save option.

With Lynx You dont even need a browser to browse.

Because they use every reason to bring you online asap. Only then they can get as much data as they want. For example your location, no matter if via GPS or nearby Wifis.

You cant die in australia because you cant be in australia. You would fall off the world. Duh.

I suggest Air mouses. Just like a wii controller.

Edit: This for example. Rudimentary IR TV remote + air mouse on the front, keyboard on the back. Also nice for servers or other Raspberry applications.

Yes, i found it! Thanks!