Seems excessive. Loads of people have spent many many years in as little as 18 Sq. Ft. Why can’t people just be happy with that?

/s

It’s like the cost of one banana

But you forget that the guy chose to have his allergies, just like his sister chose to be too poor for basic modern medicine.

The true victims are the restaurant (I bet they ran out on the bill when he had “almost” anaphylaxis) and Pfizer for having their good name slandered on the internet.

The problem is we talk about the economy in terms like “revenue” “profit” or “prices”.

We need to change the language of the economy to appeal to its true creed: line go up. It’s Economics 101. Line go up, forever.

Hence, I propose we talk about the cost of things on units of “not getting fucked”

Use phrases like, “the not getting fucked on tomato sauce has been dropping lately”

I pause videos to read what’s on screen.

The add on I need is to automatically send the advertiser a message telling them I’m boycotting their product due to their participation in increasingly shitty advertising.

All hail the Line!

Isn’t that… all laws?