Everyone knows you’re a mod for /c/conservative and an unwitting mouthpiece for the Russians. I’d pay good money to watch you slurp carrot.

Just like… A little bit of healthcare, please

I really feel for the engineers and devs who don’t get to see their project released into the world. Especially after so much effort.

Coming this Fall: Apple Dryness Pellets! A bag of Styrofoam rice that’ll run you $499.99 and an extra $70 for it to come in colors. Not compatible with CE models.

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I wonder why “Play” is written in English but “Store” is katakana.

Mine and my roommate’s Hyundais were stolen. His was stolen by a child. We know this because the high schooler that stole my roommate’s car kept parking it randomly around the neighborhood because he obviously couldn’t bring it home to his parents and parked the car directly in front of our house (he stole it from a train stop so didn’t know). We caught the kid when he came back for it. The kid was 16.

Mine was stolen and then used in 3+ more hijackings involving a gun according to the FBI agent assigned to my case.

Still never buying a Hyundai or Kia ever again.

That was the one and only prompt I gave it in that chat. New bard sucks as bad as old bard.

After it was supposedly updated to support helping with code, I asked bard about how to access password protected zips in Go and it made up libraries and gave me a very simple non-functioning example. When asked to describe Octopath Traveler 2, it invented a new main character and setting that isn’t in the game or its predecessor or the mobile game. I don’t have a lot of faith that Gemini will be better.

FFS, they figured it out so much faster than America.

This was a hit job and news outlets are trying to pretend it’s an accident.

Wait, Robinhood survived their GameStop bullshit?

There’s been 3 or 4 mass exoduses of advertisers from X. There have been multiple shit-hitting-the-fan moments that Walmart shrugged off.

This is just petty