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When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation
When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation
Microsoft Data Theft as a Service
What a beautiful thing
When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal
When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature
Wow! Tell me more!
The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”
Forget about Windows
FTFY
And pain is immutable
All hail Linux, the One True King
Yup, you’re right. I had a bullet for that originally, but changed it.
How this usually goes:
Introduce new controversial feature
Backlash
Postpone deployment
Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc
Deploy product regardless
Enshittification complete (Until next time!)
Ok kids, here’s how you shotgun a beer in under 3 seconds
In that case, are you looking for an exciting new career opportunity?
Boeing hitmen would like to know your location
Contributing to Russian oppression and fascist agenda.
Won’t someone please buy our airborne death trap?
The buildings would be empty
Kubernetes: I will ruin your fucking life