Maybe some of us don’t have $1.90 to just throw around willy nilli Mister Rockefeller

Wow that almost sounds like English

"Dear American Express, enclosed is a meaningless piece of paper on which I have written an amount of non existent money. If you do not return this useless garbage back to me I will assume that my debt has been cleared.

Sincerely, (Name redacted)"

Something run by Facebook is having issues? What a surprise…

I’m still amazed some people want Threads to show up in the Fediverse 🤢

Their excellent spelling and grammar assures me that this is someone who certainly knows what they’re talking about

Much like TLC, he apparently don’t want no scrubs

Isn’t falsifying a passport some kind of major felony? How indeed would they use it without getting arrested? Lol

I think the boomer who wrote this needs to have a nap. They don’t seem to even understand the difference between gen-X millennials and Gen z and is just spouting a bunch of “kids these days” nonsense.

I suspect a lot of people on here don’t like the idea of monetizing Lemmy since that kind of defeats the whole purpose of Lemmy. It sounds more like something people would do on Reddit or Instagram

So… Basically turning your Lemmy account into a half-assed Patreon then? Pass.

So he wants his friend to get a car loan for a brand new car, then sell the car they now owe a monthly payment on to him for $1000? Why would anyone ever do something so stupid? Is this just a description of how he plans to screw his friend out of a car and a ton of money?

So those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they’re teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?

It took me a good couple of minutes to figure out what “had my spill in my head” was supposed to mean… I’m guessing they meant “spiel” lol

Although with all the terrible grammar in this post it’s entirely possible that they did take a nasty spill and landed on their head before they wrote this

We should be so lucky to get 90s Nickelodeon! No, I think the article said it’s going to be mostly original programming so it’s a safe bet whatever it is will be like Hallmark on steroids

Nothing says “family fun” quite so well as content provided by homophobic chicken sandwich dealers.

This reminds me of a news story from a few years ago. An elderly man had robbed a bank and only asked for $1. When he was arrested he said he couldn’t afford to get the various medical treatments he needed so he wanted to go to jail so he could get the healthcare they would provide him as a prisoner

So… They carried numerous 20 ton slabs of rock across two oceans and an entire continent, then when they finally got to England they built Stonehenge and then just turned around and went home again?

Makes perfect sense. I have no follow up questions.

Ok, this one is so stupid I’m now convinced that these sovcit people actually want to get arrested… They’re probably bored and dream of the day they get to create an embarrassing scene and then drag everything out in court to embarrass themselves further just because it’s something to do and everyone will have to pay attention to them for a little while

At what point do we just go ahead and start calling this a mental illness?

It just feels like very sturdy paper. There may be denim involved in the making of it but you absolutely can easily tear them. I’ve had to replace one before when it got torn accidently

I’m trying to follow what is actually going on here… Did the sovcit person make fake prepaid return envelopes to avoid paying postage? I swear it seems like these people rely on just creating as much confusion as possible so that people will eventually just give up because it’s easier than trying to reason with them…