Malgas

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you think, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.

I used to use a system that was perfectly happy to let you use a semicolon when setting the password, but then login would fail if you did.

Also “doctor” means teacher. The specific term for someone who practices medicine is “physician”.

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of hard drives speeding down the highway.

Excuse me, but clearly it’s UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

Interpreter: Wait, x is 5?

This code: Always has been.