LifeBandit666

Rum Ham

This isn’t real life it’s an online forum in a video game

“Dodgy Firestick”

Yup that’s why I put that word in there

Try and start easy with an openly atheist president and work from there

It was one of them 1 week ban and all API tokens revoked things. I just told him to get his hand in his pocket

I gave a mate my username/password and immediately got blocked on Debrid when he used it…

Who gives a fuck what an old dead lizard thought?

It was the early days of the internet and I liked Metal music.

To get me some legal Metal I had to catch a train to the nearest city for like a half hour trip, then walk around to the tiny metal shop and hope they had the CD I wanted.

And I did that. I bought a CD a week from the local store and went on monthly trips to the City.

But I also got them off torrents. Sure it may take a week to download a track but that meant just leaving my PC on.

So I built up a collection. I copied the CDs I bought. I made track lists of the best songs and made my own compilation CDs and took them to work at Deep Pan Pizza, and we would put them on while throwing pizzas at the customers.

I ended up with a DJ case of copied CDs which is still on my loft. They weren’t all downloaded, but copying media is Piracy, and I made CDs for my friends. Fartknocker Volumes 1 and 2 are still talked about by my old friends because they were full of Bangers.

Now I have a Spotify Family account and every few months they add a quid onto the price. The other day I put on The Global News podcast by the BBC and it had adverts in it! I pay my licence fee for the BBC, they don’t do advertising. Pisses me off.

So now I use Audiobookshelf for my podcasts. Currently I’m curating a music collection I’ve pulled from my old iPod in my car. Not sure it’s feasible to replace Spotify but I can try

Congratulations!

That Baby will want some Peppa Pig (mine are over a decade old now so yes I’m out of date) in the future so your stack will come in useful again!

My Babies want Anime now

Pirating by being better at the instrument. Love it.

I’ve been able to play by ear for years but it’s not effortless, it’s much easier to see a chord progression first at least.

So I’m still stuck in the Tab world a bit, except I look up chords to songs then play around with the chords until I have something cool, but that is the beauty of playing finger style, it can sound cool in different ways depending on the strings you play

Recently set this up myself in Ubuntu with the Mullvad app. I noticed in the qBittorrent settings that you have to tell it which ip to use. Mine was set to “any” so I had a quick look at the IP address of Mullvad and selected that one in the drop down

I just added Jellyseerr to this setup last night and it’s amazing.

Last time I did a pickup from Asda I didn’t check my substitutions properly.

I had ordered a curry deal, 4 items for a tenner. Ordered 2 curries and 2 rice. Thought they had substituted the rice for a different rice but they had substituted the curries for rice.

So I paid a tenner for 4 microwave rice portions and nothing to go on it.

I felt like Asda had just reached into my pocket and taken an orange note out of it. Bastards

I am currently working on a system that will allow me to get rid of all the letters but one. A pirate loves R but he always loves the C

My wife pays for X and y, and I pay for Z because I get next day delivery and Z is just kinda included in that. I would prefer for my wife to not pay for X and Y because they’re profiteering cunts (as is Z but I like next day delivery).

Wife won’t stop paying for X and Y because she doesn’t understand how R works. She doesn’t understand how X and Y works either but they do work all the time and R doesn’t because I’m still learning.

The other day I couldn’t get R working properly. While I was trying to fix it she went and paid for Z to watch the thing I was trying to fix on R.

Wife doesn’t understand why that was a massive insult.

Let it go

“This Garlic is Shit”