They can’t possibly encounter much of it in training material… Of course they’re not going to like it.

This doesn’t belong here.

And everything else…

On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”

The humor writes itself.

Wat.

I had the same thought.

They say this like anyone is going to do something…

That… Was exactly my point. Thanks.

This doesn’t belong here. Everyone knows that Texas writes its own bullshit. There is no satire that can outdo reality.

As soon as the foreign businesses get better at harvesting data than the domestic ones, of course.

Got you covered, friend.

Separating these things is how the rich avoid paying taxes.

What money?

We’re sure this isn’t a satire site?

I missed this one.

I believe that Xiaomi has already introduced a car now, actually.

Can’t wait to hear about someone getting dumped by a computer.

Poor bastard. It’s going to be a challenge living on an eight digit salary, making more in half a day than I do in a year…

One of the best copypastas ever.