Good.

Putting a gun to my head. Even then, it’s a 50/50 I choose to starve to death instead.

Oh no, who will leak my phone number now?

Source? Can’t find anything about Twilio being owned by FB/Meta. Looks like they’re publicly traded.

That’s kinda cool.

Amen to that.

It’s funny you put it that way, because torrents are based fundamentally on the idea of freely hosting the data so nobody has to pay to access it.

Yeah, like I said. No benefit to me. If anything, lots of these ‘features’ are things I want to actively avoid in my closed-source operating systems.

There is not a single thing Windows 11 does better than Windows 10 that benefits me. I’m sure I’ll get a good chuckle out of that list.

That fucking snitch. You’re supposed to keep it private and let Microsoft figure it out themselves.

That’s exactly what a chatbot sophisticated enough to be an existential threat would say.

Wow. I’m totally shocked that Facebook would launch a free VPN out of nowhere and then use it for nefarious purposes. I was sure they just wanted to help humanity. /s

With all that free money, it looks like Nintendo will be just fine if I never purchase another one of their games. Hell, I may even offer to hack some of my friends’ systems just to spite Nintendo.

This mother fucker REALLY wants the machine uprising ending.