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But if I keep my mouth shut how will I assert that I am the most important human on the planet?
But if I keep my mouth shut how will I assert that I am the most important human on the planet?
Goddamn this motherfucker is stupid. I bet his audience ate that shit right up and then asked for more.
Yes. It’s a shit show over there. I mean, it’s always been a shit show but right now more than ever.
Imagine serving your country with honor, imagine the training required to avoid instinct and allow yourself to jump in front of a bullet to protect someone. And then you get assigned to Trump.
This plea keeps popping up on Truth social along with Dan Bongino, Kristi Noem and the usual cast crying all over Truth Social right now. Fucking snowflakes.
Line of succession and all that.
Correction, a man and his brain worm are having a conversation and accusing a company of action they are allowed to perform.
Of fuck, you just reminded me of that commercial. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Thanks Obama!
Betcha he took a shower and forgot to put it in shower mode.
Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.
Where does it end? Toilet seat advertisements? Telephone poles that project advertisements onto your windows? Alarm clocks that wake you up at 2 in the morning to play an ad? Bathroom mirrors with built in ads? Advertisement screen when you’re trying to pump your gas? Shoes that play an advert when you tie them? Ads when you open your closet door? Floor tiles made of screens that play an ad when you walk near them? Coffins with built in advertising? A toaster that toasts ads onto your bread?
Hey now, pussies are pretty fucking tough. They can stretch to allow for birth and then return to its normal shape and size. Whereas Elon is a fucking thin skinned snowflake incapable of handling the tiniest of criticisms.
Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…
Same thing happened to me in Kerbal Space Program.
Yeah it’s more of a kleptocracy I think.
But would you like them on a train? Would you like them on a plane?
LMAO, let me get this straight. You want me to pay for the privilege of being spied on. We really did jump timelines. Fuck all these greedy companies.