That would be a very satisfying ticket closure

$25 + subscription and/or SD card

I’m not saying this is what the backup batteries on my modem and in my rack are specifically for, but it would definitely prevent downtime from a Droney McTinFoil von Transformer scenario

Fuckin’ Lars, man

Or 1Password, apparently

Bat bat bo-at

Bonbaten-fana fo-fat

Fee-fi-fo-fat

Bat!

Sounds like a job for Little Bobby Tables

There will even be cake.

insert Fry eye-narrowing gif here

He just needs to squeeze one eye a little bit and it would be a perfect “filling my diaper” face