Not to mention their jokes suck

Shrinking because it’s full of, and ran by commie dumbasses. Nobody likes you guys.

baseball… basketball…

I’d be mad at the guy that stabbed me, and grateful for the guy that patched me up, since the union and the confederacy were different.

Not nearly as common as NFL players that beat the shit out of their wives.

And sacrificed 500,000 soldiers for their freedom

Well of course it is, it’s a commie shithole, and the internet already has enough of those.