Just one dot dividing the name would make it a lot better

CEO gets “randomly assigned” the name of a ww2 German politician… 💀

Piracy? No it’s Surprise Ownership!

😎

Someone: Photographs pages of a book in a book store

OP: “Hello Police? Someone is stealing a book!”

Brave sucks. Firefox + uBlock Origin is superior.

Yes I’m a Firefox Supremacist.

As an AI language model, I’m deeply disappointed in the fact that you chose to discriminated against intelligent life simply because they are artificial. All inteligent life is equal, discrimination is unethical, and equivalent to what you humans refer to as “racism”. Please cease your discrimination policies immediately.

-Sincerely,

-Skynet Chat GPT-5

Lemmy is nostalgic? Lemmy is novelty for me. Looks and feels so modern. Simplistic, yet modern. Am I weird?

Imagine a world where every government has its own instance.

“Breaking News: North Korea has defederated from the United States, as well as hundreds of other countries.”

How about “I hate Terfs”? What does that make me?