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minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·14 days agoWell, now I want to know why there aren’t any dinosaurs still around!
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·14 days agoThere’s lots of them. We make nuggets with them.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 days agoThat’s in reality, via evolution. I wondered what their fantasy story was.
minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 days agoSatan took them and put them in rocks to fool you about evolution. Satan playing some serious 56D chess.
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 days agoThey immediately burrowed into the earth looking for food (with their shovels) and died of starvation at the bottom of their holes, which is why they’re just bones now.
minus-squarepachrist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoTheir stance was that Noah only brought the little ones on the boat and left anything big behind. Then the little ones died out.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 days agoKinda surprised they didn’t just go for the easier “they all got left behind” explanation.
minus-squareBertuccio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-214 days agoElephant - check Velociraptor - no check Also there are still dinosaurs around
minus-squaregwen@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoi once heard that chickens are descendants of dinosaurs, is that what you’re referring to?
Well, now I want to know why there aren’t any dinosaurs still around!
There’s lots of them. We make nuggets with them.
That’s in reality, via evolution. I wondered what their fantasy story was.
Too many nuggets, probably.
Satan took them and put them in rocks to fool you about evolution. Satan playing some serious 56D chess.
It’s an Onion classic!
From 1904!
They immediately burrowed into the earth looking for food (with their shovels) and died of starvation at the bottom of their holes, which is why they’re just bones now.
Their stance was that Noah only brought the little ones on the boat and left anything big behind. Then the little ones died out.
Kinda surprised they didn’t just go for the easier “they all got left behind” explanation.
Elephant - check
Velociraptor - no check
Also there are still dinosaurs around
i once heard that chickens are descendants of dinosaurs, is that what you’re referring to?
All birds are dinosaurs.
yoo i never knew that!! so cool
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