Consumer, we have detected that you are above the poverty line. The 99¢ price printed on this Arizona tea can only applies to those below the poverty line. Your total comes to $3.67.

LengAwaits@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Consumer, we have detected that you are above the poverty line. The 99¢ price printed on this Arizona tea can only applies to those below the poverty line. Your total comes to $3.67.

Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com · edit-2 6 days ago

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HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 3 months ago

I actually do worry about this. Im such a sarcastic person and I can’t keep from doing it on the web but I wonder if every comment is going to birth a new cult. And this comment I want to be clear is 100% not sarcastic, I truly feel this way. nowadays is nuts.

Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com · edit-2 6 days ago

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HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 3 months ago

Ill staple it to my tps reports.

nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

So elegantly written - thank you!