Odigo2020@lemmy.ziptoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During NighttimeEnglish
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2 days agoYou’ll be given cushy jobs!
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
It glides as softly as a cloud.
R.I.P. Wade Boggs.
(Had to double-check his wiki to make sure this reference is still safe to make.)
To paraphrase Devon Banks: I’m gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!
(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.)
The airlines should offer a compromise, like putting all minorities at the back of the plane. /s
Jesus, I didn’t even think of that being a reality now…
No, good sir, I’m on the level.