I just want an attractive, big titty goth girl, who worships Satan, wants to make fuck, is vaccinated, and has a slim body that she clothes in the sluttiest outfits she can find.
Is that too much to ask for??
They may be rare, but they do exist. Holding out, while I continue to get worse. 🤟🏻⚡️☠️💦
Lemmy lives in a bubble cuz they think what this guy asks for is unrealistic.
There are plenty of girls out there exactly according to the description. And they’re in then looking for a “real man”.
And, yes, the OOP is doing the right thing by probably going to the gym and working on making more money, cuz those will ultimately be the factors his dream woman is valuing most.
Get rekt, lemmy. Other people will be happy in their own way and there’s nothing you can do about it.
C’mon honey! Could you please pray in tongues for me again near my bussome?
I like the story of Jesus and the dallllly lllllama the most. Specially the parts with lllllove and lllloss. C’mon doil agail! I love you!
Unvaccinated ones died at young age bruh
“I will die alone” would have been quicker to post.
Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.
Watch the documentary “Jesus camp” for the long answer. Short answer is there’s a lot of them and reinforce each other’s delusions and indoctrinate children.
They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels
I think he should just order the sex doll, it’s exactly what he is asking for.
If your sex doll starts praying in tongues… You’re probably f*cked
Bride of chucky 2: Electric boogaloo
I believe there is/was a company that had an option to have the doll actually say things. (embedded electronics) Super creepy but hey, if your kink is a girl praying in tongues, whatever. Not much different than someone trying to talk with their mouth full while eating lunch. Sounds sexy right??? Or creepy, it is October!
I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She’s changing her surname to whatever mine is
She’s trading her career to raise our nine kidsI want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!
muted trumpet
I am helpless with mirth.
I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.
Help me out. What’s the tune? Because I can’t figure it out lol
Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake
It was the first thing that popped in my head too when I read the first 4 words in the screenshot lmao
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Holy shit that is great hahahaha
Bravo!
while I improve myself
Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.
Most unpleasant guy you’ve ever met who is moderately in shape: why don’t I have a fuck maid as a reward for basic self care???
Also she’s gotta be all those things already while he works on them.
the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags
😂😂😂
Hopefully he’ll improve to the point of realizing the BS he was spouting.
First tip to “improve yourself”: don’t use the word “woke” as an unironic insult.
Also, consider being flexible on lots of things, particularly vaccines. It would be a shame if your dream girl died in the next pandemic.
Well that’s just time for a new dream girl!
What makes you think it was meant as an insult? If something is a deal breaker it’s probably best not to sugar coat it.
I think you might take posts on InsanePeopleFacebook a tad too seriously.
projection much? you’re literally talking to a screenshot.
I want a fundamentalist moron who let’s me dominate her like a wife ought to.
Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn’t even understand what he’s saying.
I googled it and it’s a thing in Christianity. Basically making up words to an unknown language. Try praying in Latin without knowing it and you’re praying in tongues.
That’s the whole idea!
So hot:
As for me, I’ll take the exact opposite!
Oh wait. Except the woman part. I’m ok with that.
Sorry, too late, we’ve already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.
If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we’ll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.
grungy atheist gamer man child
Ah shit, looks like I’m getting shipped
He comes in what kind of stockings?
All of our products with the exception of the premium “Cat Boy” and “Kawaii Maid Boy” ship a bare, to allow our customers to customise them to their own tastes.
If you give me your order number, I can look up the status of your order and confirm the shipping status for you?
Oh no, that’s alright. I’m sure we can find something to do with him.
while I improve myself
🤭
The women are just lining up waiting for his improvement.
Yeah. I want to have hope, but the rest of the message suggests that I shouldn’t.
