First up in today’s most in-shocking new…
“As part of integration planning, and following an organizational needs assessment, we identified go-forward roles that will be required within the combined company.”
Totally devoid of any humanity. Corporate jargon freaks me out. It shouldn’t, but it really gets to me.
I think it’s totally reasonable to be weirded out by corporate jargon. It’s so 1984 esque. It seems like it’s created to help capitalists do their best not to lie in legal terms while at the same time communicating to their shareholders that money matters while also still trying to put on a facade of humanity for the PR front.
It’s so gross.
That was fucking fast, interesting, maybe that makes space for the competitors than
They’ve had a year to work on the layoffs.
Yep my buddy at VMware was waiting to get laid off all year. Finally happened two weeks ago